madboosties:

THE MAI VOICE MEME.

gonna go hurl now.

I AM  S C R E A M I N G  SO FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW.

My cheeks hurt, my entire face hurt and I think the corners of my lips are about to reach my ears.

I love you so much

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Benedict Cumberbatch on his skydive making him feel horny.

cumberbuddy:

“It was the most exquisite sensation and when I landed on the ground I wanted to do it again. I felt incredibly horny as well, because it’s such an extreme thing. You think, ‘God, I’ve just had the most massive bite out of life and I’m really hungry for more’.”

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Also in said interview, ”My on-screen sex technique is not perfected.” 

LETS GO SKYDIVING THEN!?

monday-friday:

Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.

Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.

“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ storm trooper!”

FINN: What did you do?
PUCK: I gave it to him. $500 bucks. It’s most of my seat money for L.A.
ARTIE: I don’t get it. Why?

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